NUMBER 1 EYE MOTIF ENJOYER

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See, that’s what the app is perfect for.

Sounds perfect Wahhhh, I don’t wanna

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lori | she/her | AUDHD | sapphic aroace

I am an adult but do not like sharing my age online, so how old I am exactly will be a mystery ooooooo

current main fixation(s): nine sols

previous/dormant fixations: outer wilds, hollow knight, celeste, cult of the lamb, slay the princess, the magnus archives, avatar the last airbender

I mostly just rb stuff and post my art here when there is any, really not that great at talking to people on here, tumblr is pretty much the worst place to reach me, if ya wanna chat go mutuals can ask for my discord, or my discord server, you can indeed dm me for the link :>

I use the like button as a save button, so i don’t really like stuff, doesn’t mean I didn’t see it, especially if you tag me!!

I am very stingy with who I follow nowadays, don’t mind that!! idk what it is tbh (often if I can just check tags instead I will do that)

no dni, just be nice lol

I use mobile exclusively so if anything is formatted weirdly, that’s why

my art contains bright colours and may be eyestrainy if you’re sensitive to that stuff, or very occasional body horror/mild gore, please be aware

BLOCK THE TAG #outer wilds spoilers IF YOU HAVENT PLAYED IT I REBLOG SPOILERS!!

my art is tagged with #my art , my hollow knight au stuff is tagged with #hk bleak sunrise au (discontinued for now since my hk fixation is long dead, but I might continue it someday) random ass text posts are tagged with #shut up lori

I DO NOT ALLOW REPOSTS, EVER. If you see any of my art NOT on here or Instagram with the 17magpiesinatrenchcoat username, please tell me. If you want to use one of my artworks as an icon or whatever, ASK. And I will only allow it for fanart, not any of my OCs/original designs (or art I made for someone else, even art of existing characters)

I think that’s it!! I will update this as I go if I want to add any more :>

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dementedgnomicwizard

today at work this kid (ill call him Kid 1) was having snack w his friend (Kid 2) and kid2 had a kitkat bar. kid1 asked if he could have half and kid2 said no to which kid1 responded verbatim “Kid1 Has Banned Kid2 From Entering Heaven” and it startled me so badly i nearly started crying laughing

dementedgnomicwizard

kids are the funniest people in the world when i worked at an elementary school during lunch one day the class unprompted started talking abt what they wanted to be when they grew up and this kid beckoned me over and was like

kid: when i grow up i want to be a cristopoper

me: a what?

kid: a cristopoper

me: i don’t think i know what that is!

kid: it’s a person who comes up with the names for different careers

me: oh, that—

kid: yeah, i just started my career. just now

me: oh my god

like he fucking got me. thats genius. thats a well constructed bit. he was 8

was anyone else sorta miffed fuxi never got a talksprite? well here you go<3

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+ an edit of the council meeting hehehehe

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reblogs very appreciated 🫶

he’s like a bug to me dude I wanted to see this done for AGES but didn’t think I could pull it off but I finally attempted it and I am SO happy with how this turned out omg I need to draw in this style more often iys so fun I highly recommend nine sols nine sols fanart nine sols fuxi 9s my art
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unnameablethings

concept:

supervillain × henchman with the twist that the supervillain is a sort of cartoon foppish dramatic gay villain with gonzo schemes and no bodycount. and the henchman is secretly a grimdark ultrapowerful Apex Predator supervilllain who came to Stake Out the competition. got mistaken for a henchman and found this so fucking funny hes just 100% committed to the bit.

hes carrying around boxes of fucking Acme Corporation sticks of dynamite. hes dressing in the matching stylish outfit. hes managing the other henchmen to execute gonzo schemes flawlessly. genuinely the most fun hes ever had in his life

his dumbass gay boss has literally no idea the lengths he is going to behind the scenes to make sure nobody interferes with any of this shit.

(apex supervillain, in his Supervillain Disguise. homoerotically and terrifyingly flirt/threatens flamboyant supervillain. smash cut to this poor man lying face down on a couch unpacking this with the very attentive henchman)

("hes going to eat me maybe????? but GOD that was the HOTTEST fucking thing thats ever happened to me. but i might DIE?? do u think he LIKES me...."

henchman: i think he does :3)

the ruse comes out when someone who the apex supervillain didnt catch comes to ACTUALLY challenge/harm his gay boss in public and apex supervillain is like. yeah no we're not doing this. time for the power of unfathomable violence.

gay supervillain promptly has a FULL MELTDOWN. oh my god the blood. and also. "you LIED TO ME???"

apex supervillain, apologetically: "I was waiting to see if you'd ever figure it out yourself. And the longer it went the funnier it got."

gay supervillain: "I TRUSTED you!! you were my BEST HENCHMAN"

apex supervillain: aw. past tense?

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tomboypolemicist

I’m Christian and respect the order of creation as God intended it but I’m not gonna lie if I could take a massive vat of agar and grow an alive shopping mall made out of red blood and meat and feed it living human bodies to make it expand larger with more shops and amenities, Without hesitation, Without question I would do exactly that

notpoppunk

i just feel at home on this website

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halcyonhue

I just want you all to know, that if and when this site does experience a real exodus and/or get sunsetted for good, even if we don't keep in touch I'll remember you so fondly. You're the online equivalent of the other kid on the beach where we built sandcastles together; the girl at the campsite where we explored the trees. You're the drunk person who shared kind words in the bathroom at the club, you're the talented artists at the life drawing class or the poetry night in a city where I don't live anymore. It makes me sad that maybe in the future our paths won't cross so easily, but even when we leave this little shared piece of cyberspace, carried away on our briefly intersecting trajectories, just know I still love you